Cavemanned

When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.

My dude pissed me off so I" cavemanned"his punk ass.

by Scotty2hotty614 November 12, 2020

Caveman music

The sound of thousands of nipples clanking together in furious glory

Individual #1: Hey bro, have you heard the new caveman music album?
Individual#2:No, I didn't!
Individual#1: It's lit fam!!!44!14!!!

by rkweakfoef July 14, 2017

metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013

The caveman

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.

Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!

by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018

Caveman

Usually named tyler. carries a wooden club every it goes, favorably listens to rocks clinking. and infact created the stone wheel.

Tyler dude he's a frfr caveman have you seen his hands and nose.

by Flihqz December 29, 2019

Caveman Caveman

Cavemen from 62000 BCE. Some still roam the planet to this day.

The Ethnohistorical Museum exhibits exiguous bits and pieces of Caveman Caveman remains and acts as the cynosure to many visitors.

by Magnetoencephalographies October 20, 2022

greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things

Piss off Mark you greasy caveman

by Otis The Cow From The Barnyard June 2, 2017