Kate: I heard that Tommy died this weekend. What happened?
Bob: I heard he tried some Drug called "Charlie Sheen" I guess his face melted off and his children were crying because his body exploded tiger blood all over the walls!!
Kate: Wow!! Crazy stuff.
Bob: I heard he tried some Drug called "Charlie Sheen" I guess his face melted off and his children were crying because his body exploded tiger blood all over the walls!!
Kate: Wow!! Crazy stuff.
by warlock11 March 04, 2011
The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Chuck Sheens Godlike powers surpass anything the world has ever known. Chuck Sheen has the beard of a thousand Norrises.
Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies.
When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate).
Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father"
Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear.
Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.
Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies.
When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate).
Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father"
Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear.
Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.
by Anasthma June 25, 2011
Charlie Sheen is a drug that is unavailable because if you try it once, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
by pd293 March 10, 2011
adj- Being so legit on a level where you are Kanye West and Charlie Sheen at the same time. It is on a "legitness" level higher than that of Chuck Norris.
verb- being legitly told off.
verb- being legitly told off.
adj- "Oh man, I just murdered that midterm. Im feelin' so Westly-Sheen right now."
verb- "damn dude! That guy just Westly-Sheened you!"
verb- "damn dude! That guy just Westly-Sheened you!"
by alliLuv April 07, 2011
Dude, Saturday, I snorted 8 lines of coke, drank a whole bottle of Yager, boned 3 strippers, got countless STD's! I got totally SHEENED UP!
by DonDeeX March 02, 2011
by Flipflops76 March 10, 2011