Two guys are standing in a que for 1.5 hours, before getting in the club, which is surprisingly empty.
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS
They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS
guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm
guy1: dude, why's that shithole so empty?
guy2: man relax!! TIS
They go to the bar, ordering 2 Long Island Icetea.
They cost 50$.
guy1: WTF!?!
guy2: man relax!! TIS
guy1 tries to impress 5 hot blond black panties wearing chicks, which could be world's next topmodel...He's acting like crazy, bringing all of his best dancemoves...No of them even give him a single look. Sweaty and disappointed, he goes to guy2 who just says: I am sorry to tell you bro, TIS -> This is Stockholm
by chrizzzzd December 18, 2008
Get the TIS -> This is Stockholmmug. Those greasy, smelly, Eye-ties, are still whining about the second round spanking South Korea gave them at the 2002 World Cup.
by Soju Gorae January 20, 2005
Get the Eye-Tiesmug. Ti voglio expresses strong sexual desire to someone's body, or love,passion ,but not between friends It is an italian word but sometimes we need to express feeling in other languages i order to provoke interest because people are curious animal - don't be angry !
by Gabsity October 3, 2008
Get the Ti Vogliomug. by nadzzzzz June 29, 2010
Get the tied downmug. A kickass calculator with a Qwerty keyboard built into it and a landscape form factor, rather than the usual portrait form factor that 99% of calculators use. The lineage usually refers to the TI-92, the TI-92 II, the TI-92 Plus, or the Voyage 200. It runs on a 68k processor, and overall, it’s just a really nice calculator for people who really enjoy overkill. I mean for God’s sake, it runs on 4x AA batteries.
In short, the TI-92 is a Landscape format calculator that blurs the line between a Calculator and a Home Computer.
In short, the TI-92 is a Landscape format calculator that blurs the line between a Calculator and a Home Computer.
Student 1: “Is that a Calculator? It’s so big, and it’s... sideways?”
Student 2: “It’s indeed a Calculator, just nothing like the usual, It’s called the TI-92.”
Student 2: “It’s indeed a Calculator, just nothing like the usual, It’s called the TI-92.”
by Satan, Lord of puyo hell December 7, 2020
Get the TI-92mug. Tongue Tied by GROUPLOVE is about the protagonist being in love with his best friend but being too scared to admit his feelings in fear of rejection or ruining the friendship.
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”
Stranger 1: “I relate to the song “Tongue Tied” so much.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”
by ginatheanonymous August 8, 2023
Get the Tongue Tiedmug. by Goofgunk April 11, 2023
Get the 3070 timug.