Two Thousand and Twenty

This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.

Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.

by The Real Albert Aji July 12, 2020

thousand per mille

1000‰, or just a different way of saying the exact same thing as 100%. Used by noveau-hipsters trying to be ever so slightly different than everyone else.

<Taylor>: Did that really happen?
<Charlie>: 1000‰ thousand per mille

by eganist July 16, 2020

thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

by John_Mason January 9, 2012

Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023

thousand 12

Another way to say OK, sounds good, or agreed.

“Wanna go to the store to get bread?”
“Thousand 12”

by cakster September 20, 2023

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Max Payne Thousand

Fine ass baddie. She cool asf and bad asf. Typically used wit da homies.

Person 1: Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over

Person 2: She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho you alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022