Reginald Theophilus the Third

Reginald is Disney's Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland. Created by Bri-Chan and Rain27 for their Alice/Mad Hatter fanfiction on LJ, "When Curiosity Met Insanity (WCMI)." Reginald is known for his extreme attempts to woo Alice, an inexplicable love for tea, and obsession with hats. On Sundays, a group of fangirls will follow him around Disneyland.
Also known as El Sombrero Loco, Psycho, Squishy, Reggie, Grasshopper, Sweet, Badges, or the crazy hat man playing musical chairs at the Coca-Cola Corner.

Oh, look! Bri-Chan and Rain27 updated WCMI! Reggie's such a cutie.

OMG! Did you see Reginald today at musical chairs? His joke was hilarious!

"Mr. Theophilus-"
"The Third!"
"Stop it this instant," demanded Alice, holding back her true feelings for the poor Hatter.

Reginald Theophilus the Third is the greatest madman ever.

by Emmelizabeth December 25, 2009

Thirteenth Grade

Community college; where the underachievers go after high school.

"What you going to go when you graduate?" "I'm going to Union County College." "Oh. Thirteenth grade."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

o light thirty

The middle of the day. Between noon and 5pm. After lunch, but before the end of the work day. (The opposite of o dark thirty.)

John: Is the meeting this morning?
Bill: No. O light thirty, I think.

by ChuckChaser69 October 30, 2008

Third Wheel Tyler

Somebody that is always a third wheel because he or she has nothing else better to do, or has no friends to do anything with.

Me:I was hanging out with my girlfriend all day, and Andrew just tagged along everything we did.

Friend:Man what a third wheel tyler!!!

by Griff 22 December 6, 2010

third half

In rugby: Post-match socialization with the opposing team, often involving traditional songs, drinking and food.

After the game we're going to the Men's house for the third half.

by Elle September 20, 2003

thirstball

when a person is extremely thirsty or jetty, feeling as though they need sexual attention from anybody or anything, for that matter....
someone who goes super hard.

Adam is a thirstball he just tried to finger her on the dance floor.

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

Thirtigo

The feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything's-possible stage of adulthood, and approach the next stage, the one that comes with wrinkles and disappointments.

Me: I feel anxious.
You: About what?
Me: Nothing. Everything.
You How old are you?
Me: 28.
You: Maybe it's Thirtigo.
Me: Maybe you're a jerk.
You: Suit yourself.
Me: Wait, don't leave. I'm too old to make new friends.

by Jon Protas October 10, 2007