Wank of Wisdom

When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.

The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.

by Niphty Biscuit February 10, 2022

ethan wisdom

He is awesome and lit

Wow Ethan Wisdom is so cool

by Hdisndhenshfjejdhdjejdbjd April 24, 2018

Wisdom

@Dolphinator23

He gives us wisdom to get through life

by Nikhbj August 22, 2022

woken wisdom

Woken wisdom is the illusion that one is intelligent. Someone who speaks as If they know what they are talking about

Ahh I posess woken wisdom . Matt hardy

by Agentco January 2, 2019

Wisdomous

An extremely wise or very sage person

"Ah you can definitely trust what Dave teaches you, he's wisdomous"

by thestockbrokist August 1, 2023

eternal wisdom

sabiduría eterna

We all knew the 'eternal wisdom' is just a hoax

by Lacaradelaluna November 14, 2023

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023