by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009
Get the widow lickermug. Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019
Get the Budweiser widowmug. Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.
The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Get the Black widowmug. by CableMonkey August 28, 2018
Get the Brown Widowmug. When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.
Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.
by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018
Get the Widow shoppingmug. A girl whose man buys a new car (for example a Cadillac), and starts spending more time with his car than his girlfriend.
Girl #1: "Hey, what's up with Stacey lately? She seems kinda depressed?"
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
Girl #2: "Haven't you heard? Her boyfriend got a new car. Poor thing's a Cadillac Widow now. "
by Nonononononononononononono April 26, 2015
Get the Cadillac Widowmug. A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow
Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!
by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021
Get the Crypto Widowmug.