Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.

There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour

by pem0488 April 6, 2019

hoe tour

When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.

That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.

by K$Gl123 August 28, 2019

Garbage Tour

The act of carrying a half-full garbage bag around your home, emptying wastebaskets into it to get a full bag

Honey, if I take the Garbage Tour will you throw it away?

by VBartilucci January 24, 2010

The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020

G-tour

Whilst driving, to mindlessly and unquestioningly follow Google maps.

Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.

Sure, Google knows best right?

‘Accept’.

10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.

Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.

by Footoomch October 27, 2023

Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.

I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.

by slaydie December 30, 2021

Alcohol Tour

Noun
A journey to a destination conducted with the purpose of enjoying alcoholic beverages unique to that destination.

I'm planning to do an alcohol tour of California- brewpubs, wineries, and distilleries!

by AlcoholTourism April 24, 2013