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The Tards

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It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.

1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.

2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.

3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.

There can be more, such as:

4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.

5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.

6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
The Tards are superior, and are worshipped by lesser groups of teenagers.
by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022
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has the taps

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A girl or guy you would tap (have sex with)
Damn did you see that muscley piece of man meat? He definitely has the taps.
by ereirrac June 2, 2010
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Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.
My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.
by htpk August 29, 2016
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dont do stupid stuf that is not the taylor way. You will know if it is the taylor way or not.
Amanda Pessler bullies a kid
The kid yells NOT THE TAYLOR WAY!
by Not The Taylor Way April 12, 2019
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Under the table

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To secretly have sexual activities going on while eating at a bar or fancy restaurant under a table with the opposite sex it is anything that involves being sexual while trying to keep your composure
She kept putting her feet on my dick under the table
by Bend over and take it raw February 14, 2021
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Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.
"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."

*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*

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"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
by Nelly191 June 27, 2022
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A response to something said that is already known to a number of people.
Person 1: "Amanda had to quit college because her grades sucked."

Person 2: "Oh really? By the way, Demolition lost the tag titles."
by Dustin Robinson February 3, 2004
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