the bowser's stanes

the dog's bollocks in Scots

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes

by Laura June 4, 2003

the shit and stank

when you dookie in someones house and wipe your ass on the doorknob

bruh my girl just broke up with me im boutta pull the shit and stank

by ShitStanker69 October 28, 2020

The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam

The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.

by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023

The-ol'Irish-Stand

Somebody who stands when they wipe after they have used the toilet

Jerry: "Part of toilet seat was covered with ice, so I had to do the-ol'Irish-Stand to wipe"

by jrod johnson November 17, 2025

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

The Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza

An unknowable, dangerous plot, one that may never be discovered. One that, if left unchecked, may consume the world.

"The hardline questionanza of the matter is not what the Big Bonanza IS... But what the Big Bonanza Crayonza Bibbidibobanza Stanza Handza Zaza Extravaganza will BECOME... If given the time to fester." - 'Symple' Symon Symonson, 1199 Anno Domini

by Niktionary.com October 19, 2023

Stannis The Mannis

Stannis Baratheon, The one true king of the seven kingdoms, the warrior of light, the grammar nazi, the ham.

AKA:

The daughter-burning, brother-slaying, priest-fucking son of a gun.

Old tales say that once you see him in front of you, you start feeling the urge to bend the knee.

"Dany is so boring, we need The Mannis back in our lives! "

*When there's only one slice of pizza left*
-I AM STANNIS THE MANNIS AND THIS IS MINE BY RIGHT.

*When your wife questions your financial decisions*
-Are you really going to waste hundreds of dollars on THAT?
-Thousands.

+Do you know what Stannis said when Ser Davos told him he was going to have less fans if he kept burning people alive?
-No
+Fewer.

by KingOfTheAshes July 31, 2017