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Scott

a guy who likes to sexually harass girls online
Scott's gonna have a wank over you xxx

oh no! I don't want to see anymore of his crusty tissues!
by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020
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Scott

An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...
Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott
by King of You Insects February 8, 2010
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Scott

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010
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Scott

Scott all the Scotts I know are salty ass people and typically are selfish and self centered bruhaps also a hypocrite hey if you didn’t know well now you know
by Kirai July 3, 2020
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Scott

a boy or girl that can be a HUGE dick but still a nice guy and/or boyfriend if doesn't fuck up the relationship.
girl:fuck u scott
girlfriend:man I love scott so much!!!!!
by secretbadgirl333 June 1, 2017
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Scott

A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.
Why did y’all have to work so long?

- idk, my boss was being a total Scott
by mommyjobe March 19, 2019
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Scott

A dumb bitch ass kid in your school who thinks he is the shit, but he ain't. He is a nobody who gives it all he has to be popular. Brown hair short bitch who wants attention. He will pretend to be depressed, but isn't. he will cut, joke, threaten, even """""commit suicide""""", but wont get attention. But when he does... oh shit.
"uh oh, there is the attention hog Scott."
by Y33TH03 November 3, 2019
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