A very generic indian, probably is quite short compared to others, thinks he's the rizzler, plays too much cricket. He is also very annoying, doesn't shut up, a very big attention seeker. He'll probably get almost choked to death, then leave the group to go on a 7 day remandment. If you know a person like this make sure to stay away from him.
by Aaraav Patel May 22, 2024

The caste has several subdivisions, and these subdivisions differ from each other in terms of their origin and in terms of rank and of social structure. The Lewa Patels of central Gujarat are a global diaspora and one of the most visible and affluent caste groups in India, and some of India’s wealthiest families, such as the Premjis, carry the patidari lineage. Mukesh and Anil Ambani mother, although not a Lewa, is of patidari origin, and the daughter of Karsanbhai Patel of Nirma (a Kadva) has married a Lewa. Azim Premji's son Rishad Premji’s mother-in-law is a Lewa, and his father-in-law, a Mehta, is most likely an Anavil Brahmin. Anavil Brahmins in fact are comparable to the Patidars and are to be bracketed with them.
Mental work comes to be seen as, both, more cultured (sabhya) and more intellectually exacting (buddhishaali). Hence, in Patel discourse, as the proper undertaking of a genetically superior caste, and they commonly cite their mobility across occupations and borders as evidence of this entrepreneurial drive (saahas). Their mental and cultural make-up is a curious mixture of feudal mentality and capitalist outlook, marking them out as a very aggressive, patronising, ruthless and achieving class in Gujarat or elsewhere.
Mental work comes to be seen as, both, more cultured (sabhya) and more intellectually exacting (buddhishaali). Hence, in Patel discourse, as the proper undertaking of a genetically superior caste, and they commonly cite their mobility across occupations and borders as evidence of this entrepreneurial drive (saahas). Their mental and cultural make-up is a curious mixture of feudal mentality and capitalist outlook, marking them out as a very aggressive, patronising, ruthless and achieving class in Gujarat or elsewhere.
Mehta: The statue of Unity is an iconic symbol of Patel the 'Iron Man'.
Desai: I'm very proud to be part of such a great legacy.
Modi: I'm extremely proud to be an Indian.
Desai: I'm very proud to be part of such a great legacy.
Modi: I'm extremely proud to be an Indian.
by yhwhelohim August 4, 2023

Curt Patel: the sex act of giving your partner a hickey on their tailbone, typically preceding anilingus
will: yo how was your night last night homie?
jack: it was off the hook man, i gave avery the dirtiest curt patel ever man!!
jack: it was off the hook man, i gave avery the dirtiest curt patel ever man!!
by Nick Fishman November 9, 2022

A kai is like a fish you should kill it - when they’re out and about they’re mistaken for being gender fluid but they’re ragingly into fucking bees
by userrrree1232 May 24, 2023

A retard with a fat forehead and curtains who can't walk in a straight line. He also stinks seven days a week and is Nayan's sub.
by Zeeshaan February 11, 2022

by SuckDiep December 25, 2019

A god sent from the heavens above us.
This supernatural god has incredible abilities in solving complex scientific mysteries and has insane skills in describing ‘sex’
Mr Patel can be found lurking in the classroom or in that one corridor, practising his common phrases. Here are a few.
-keep it efficient
-no
-kwl
-guys
He has exelled the communities expectations with his attractive looks, books and nooks.
He’s also really hot
This supernatural god has incredible abilities in solving complex scientific mysteries and has insane skills in describing ‘sex’
Mr Patel can be found lurking in the classroom or in that one corridor, practising his common phrases. Here are a few.
-keep it efficient
-no
-kwl
-guys
He has exelled the communities expectations with his attractive looks, books and nooks.
He’s also really hot
by clara:) May 9, 2022
