Toxic Ogre

The Very Toxic Ogre

That Toxic Ogre(Scott Dorey) is gonna lose his legs or at least I hope

by Toxic Ogre July 5, 2023

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023

Trench ogre

A greasy nigga who never showers

That guy smells he is a trench ogre

by Ogremuncher November 18, 2019

Ogre Syndrome

Ogre Syndrome, more commonly known as Maskfishing, is a phenomenon which is seen when individuals, most often females, look much different with their mask off than they do with their mask on, being much much less attractive.

Guy 1: Bro you seen Becky without her mask on?
Guy 2: Yeah bro she look like an ogre
Guy 1: That’s that ogre syndrome

by Kureitaro February 7, 2022

OGRE

One of the GReatest Ever

Michael Jordan and LeBron James are OGRE's of basketball

by dinoDonga September 28, 2021

ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”

“God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”

by Qeefburger October 23, 2017

Ogre

The new word for pot, weed, marijuana and whatever else you call it.

Pass the ogre jar so we can roll up.

by blackpeoplesmell January 21, 2019