Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.

Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

by The Peter tower January 7, 2024

Lil Garfield

A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.

I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.

by Pairadyce August 22, 2024

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

Garfielding

When you are too lazy to have sex so you just lay down and let that pink pussy go on you.

If you're garfielding, you're a bitch.

by Yumi Ishiyama April 12, 2021

Garfield

when you die you will go to hell and be devoured by this god of a being

ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD
ALL HAIL GARFIELD

by oskarrr January 24, 2022

Garfield

1. The funny orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays.

1. Garfield is a really funny cat featured in comic strips and tv shows, and he absolutely loves lasagna, and absolutely hates Mondays.
- I HATE MONDAYS (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Kendrick Garfield

Marjorie's man! He could intimidates you with his fierce look, but the more you know him the more you're wanting something more about him. He is the owner of soft speaking and calming words, which never failed to make anybody feel better. He clings like koala, yet born to be someone really reliable. He is really one of a kind, the realest and finest human being ever.

"That grumpy man, he is Kendrick Garfield, isn't he?"

by saintbiche July 30, 2022