dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see

(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"

by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009

lucy disease

slowness, dumbness, clumsiness, forgetfullness, plenty of blond moments. "just plain lucy" lol

-"I think I have the lucy disease!"
-"How?"
-"I plugged the charger into my phone but didnt plug the charger into the wall! lol"

by lucy disease foundation April 1, 2011

mung disease

A disease of the nervous system caused by eating too much mung.

Symptoms include uncontrolled vomiting, rotting of the teeth, discharge, anal leakage, flaming diarrhea, uncontrolled sexual urges towards corpses

Kyle got mung disease from eating her chunky discharge.

by Bl4zn4zn December 14, 2004

antonio disease

Antonio disease is a rare disease when the person twitches every time they move, or when the person dances they have a little seizure when doing the dance move 'reverse'.

Mateo Bowles (Famous Dancer) has Antonio disease

by UKTing November 6, 2017

Munchcouchin's disease

When one is stuck in the mode of being on the couch watching tv and eating ,even when not at home.

Sorry I'm not worth a grap today guys I'm still suffering from this weekend's Munchcouchin's disease I had going watching the Super Bowl.

by leonidas36 March 20, 2011

skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.

1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.

by ericarnett February 16, 2009

Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

by Burnerjack August 1, 2016