cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008

california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired

man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week

by marvey magnums October 2, 2010

Hilary Blizzard

the doing of penetration whilst female is in overhead candlestick position

“Bro we did the Hilary blizzard last night”

by Handen November 17, 2020

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

warm blizzard

The act of blasting the fattest load your balls can produce all over your unsuspecting ladies face.

I can’t believe Chad! His warm blizzard is running down my nose.

by BDE_Hamilton May 29, 2021

Space Blizzard

Space Blizzard Is A YouTuber Who Uploads Commentary And Gaming Videos

Yo Have You Seen Space Blizzard Last Video Its Great

by soapofgsglkg November 9, 2020

tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.

My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.

by KillMeBeforeTheCancerSpreads March 18, 2016