by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022

by dinopoker _nows_best May 28, 2022

by ooobbie October 5, 2019

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

The technology approach in context of 'avocado birth'.
You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.
You face a system acocado launch.
You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.
You face a system acocado launch.
Management: "When will the new release of our new software be in production?"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
