Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.

by Brawesome August 25, 2010

professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.

Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"

by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

Wait Watcher

This is the douche at the gym, who sits on a machine but barely ever uses it and plays on the phone. When they do use it, the do baby reps, and slam the weights down.

"Look at that creepy wait watcher."

"Is that wait watcher ever going to get off of that machine?"

by Rambo Jones March 31, 2020

tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.

Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today

by DaPinkPoptart January 19, 2015

Porn Watcher

Someone who watches porn and jerks off to it. Most of the Gen Z men are porn watchers.

Man, I watch so much porn every day. I'm the true definition of a porn watcher. It’s so much easier than having a dating life or setting one up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 31, 2025

kdrama watcher

A person that has watched atleast 5 kdramas.

Omg Song Kang Oppa from My Demon is so hot. He's the reason I am a Kdrama watcher.

by Thesaurus20 April 29, 2024