A dog that you think is powerful because of its name but is actually a wimp very fat and a German shorthaired pointer one is also very loving towards their human
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Get the no Thor not fin mug.A fat fuck that is very lazy and never does everything. He is always wanting food.If you fall in love with Thor be ready to feed him constly and change his cathider .
Thor is a person
by Thor 0773 August 13, 2019
Get the Thor mug.Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."
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“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
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I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
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