Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.
Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!
by Juan Nutt March 02, 2011
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knee-slapper

A funny story or event. Generally used facetiously. If not used facetiously, the user is a dork.
AHAHAHAHA, that's a KNEE-SLAPPER!
by emelizabeth October 31, 2004
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Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.
Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
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Incognito slapper

A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some
Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce
by Swiperswipesright June 23, 2017
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Facebook slapper

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.
"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"
by Dabro May 16, 2012
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floor slapper

Someone whose toes are so long that they don’t walk; they slap the floor.
“Have you seen Marco’s toes man? Grade A floor slapper for sure!”
by KattMillMe August 02, 2021
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chode slapper

Someone who slap chodes, or acts like a complete douchebag, whiner, asshole, etc. Chode Slapper is a term used to describe anyone with unlikeable traits or an abrasive personality.
Bob: Dude, Dylan totally stole my wallet yesterday.
Tom: What a chode slapper.

Jessie: God, my boyfriend is being such a chode slapper, he won't buy me prada shoes.
Mara: What a dick.

Tom: The nazis were such chode slappers.
by CroissantLife July 25, 2012
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