The lamp shade

When your doin a girl and you put a lampshade on her head, laugh and say "Haha you have a lampshade on your head"

Girl: O yer that feels good

*Puts lampshade on her head*

Me: Haha you have a lampshade on your head

The Lamp Shade

by Pimp-jamie-b July 12, 2009

shakespear the bed

to die, or stop working see shit the bed

My boat shakespeared the bed the other day.

by Sean September 22, 2004

The salt shaker

Applying salt to your tongue before giving a blowjob to suppress your gag reflex

Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong

by Oh honey no May 11, 2019

The salt shaker

When you a guy nuts on a girl and then shakes her after.

Brian P received head for the first time and it felt so good, he nutted all over her and then shaked her to create the salt shaker

by Iwillpredictpeople72937 February 2, 2021

the salt shaker

when a guy cums in a girls mouth then shakes her upside down until it comes out her nose

“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”

by ratatouille p*rn April 12, 2021

The Death Shaker

The Death Shaker is shaker related to the thug shaker but this shaker is so bad that it could end the world and cause mass death that why its called The Death Shaker

"ITS THE END OF THE WORLD SOMEBODY IT MUST BE THE DEATH SHAKER"

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023

Aph the salt shaker

A hot 11/10 babe will date but much salt

1.) woah bro you seen that Aph the salt shaker??
2.)2.) Yeah bro she looked pretty smashin'

by dudebrodude69 December 17, 2018