MJ

A desperate and sleezy car salesman that only found success in a booming market that somehow still uses a pager in 2024.

Man I went to buy a car today and ran into an absolute MJ. Guy smelled like whiskey and sadness.

by charles3748 January 5, 2024

MJ

Fine af athletic and funny. He is also rude and has too much mf pride and it makes him loose his closest friends/me aka Samauri

Hey MJ

by Periodtpooh._.me September 21, 2019

MJ

Another word for "ugly" or "hideous"

Bro, you look so MJ right now 🤮

by FireKing1570 June 15, 2020

Mj

A thirsty bitch running for the dicc

oh look its mj chasing sam

dood we should save her-

by ArcticPalmTree September 6, 2018

Mj

A lying loser fuck boy that will give you herpes . Cheap as fuck with the exception of prostitute's & sex toys for his rear end pleasure. never has a license because he drinks and drives and will steal your car .

Girl wow! that is a big bag of dicks, shit girl that's Mj's! # gay# fuck boy# lier# woman beater# momma's boy# bisexual# narcissist# Libra# FL cracker#

by Wishinevermetya May 23, 2022