Fresh Lettuce

A very recent haircut.
"Alex got some fresh lettuce today. He must've just got his hair cut yesterday."
by marcopchen November 06, 2009
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lettuce-sauce

Synonym for "salad dressing".

A sauce applied to lettuce and other greens. Word usually used during moments of extreme idiocy.
Can someone pass the... erm... lettuce-sauce?
by Lepidus April 02, 2007
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Lettuce muncher

A lettuce muncher is a vegan. But not just any old kind, no the worst of the worst. Getting called a lettuce muncher is a pure insult. A lettuce muncher are the kinds of vegan that protest in the streets saying shit like ‘it’s not food, it’s violence’. Lettuce munchers are a pest to society and need to be taken away.
Fuckin’ lettuce munchers protesting shit again!
Someone give that lettuce muncher a steak, it might put some sense into em’!
by Coolo420 April 18, 2019
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Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"
by Jenna LO February 11, 2013
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foot lettuce

A tasty snack that grows in between your toes.
THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEBODY ELSES foot lettuce.
by diabetes ) December 06, 2018
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lettuce cut

Term used for when a woman has plastic/reconstructive surgery of her labia, to reduce the external excess skin.
Look at that pussy! She needs a lettuce cut!
by Acquiesce January 02, 2006
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Lettuce Prey

An elite CBer from Hawaii. Can often be found spamming the Chatterbox and/or Art Freebies.
Oh wow, I sure wish I had as much CB rep as Lettuce Prey.
by A CBer November 28, 2009
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