Jeffrey Rabbit

The Jiggliest, most handsome rabbit anyone has ever seen. Just don’t talk to him about a certain spider

Wow Jeffrey rabbit, you look extra jiggly today

by WrestlingLizard March 3, 2022

Jeffrey Bezos

Jeffrey Bezos is respectebaly the hottest rich guy and a superior bald man. He will hunt down anyone in his way and has a boppin' song. He has the smoothest, roundest, and shiniest head I've ever seen and created amazon.

That guy is bald he is Jeffrey Bezos

by Jickle my Pickle February 18, 2023

Jeffrey Dahmer

there was a man
named Jeffrey Dahmer
He raped some kids
He gave them drugs,
And they gave him...hugs

Apparently, Jeffrey Dahmer's last words were "What's eating you, buddy?"

by hi babies February 10, 2004

jeffrey

some incel who watches brooklyn nine nine and won’t worship the orb

wow. jeffrey sure is involuntarily celibate

by js_ December 20, 2018

Jeffrey Junior

When an individual loves an inantimate object so much that he/she gives it a pet name.

If you love that chair so much, why don't you Jeffrey Junior it?

by HGBrinks May 13, 2011

Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.

One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"

by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014

jeffrey michael

He is the sweetest, funniest and most charming guy and will quickly become your best friend. Once you start falling for him, he will pull away and crush your hopes and dreams, all due to his commitment issues.

Don't take it personally, he didn't mean to hurt you and break your heart. Just being friends is cool too, it's his loss anyway!

I fell in love with Jeffrey Michael only to have my heart broken.

by Smileychica January 11, 2017