Happy Hank

Happy Hank(or happiness Hank) is a fictional character featured in madness combat, but not apart of the actual series. He is featured in Madness: Happiness Apotheosis, a video made by Madnesic Joy!! :DD

"Broo, did you watch that one video by Madnesic Joy?"

"Do you mean Happy Hank?"

"Yeah!"

"cock joke"
"cock joke"

by simp for ur mom July 21, 2021

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Harte Hanks

The act of being so fucking poor that even a bum would throw a coin at you.

by c0balt January 27, 2003

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Hank Hill

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.

Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)

by Journey Fan May 29, 2005

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hank johnson

1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea

"That bitch performed a hank johnson, so I punched her in the throat, megan."

by robitio57 January 13, 2008

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Hank Azaria

A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly

Hank Azaria is fine af

by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 4, 2019

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