crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 02, 2014

foreskin grabber

Where you pull on your foreskin really hard trying to get self circumcision and are not a jew

Bro I did the foreskin grabber last night as this chick likes circumcised penises.

by Craigdavis February 05, 2018

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 20, 2015

sac grabber

a person who grabs their sac and twirls their hand in the air. usually only males do this

"man that guy was furious at the dance he was sac grabber"

by mouman December 20, 2011

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Scone Grabber

A child or children.

Heard they had another little scone grabber, thats 3 now!

by necrofeltch July 02, 2020

ass-grabber

A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.

The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.

by Type2GenomeManiac December 31, 2023