the ancient coveted dildo made of solid gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts are now unknown but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey around the world to find it.
Acy "Golden Dildo"
by the golden dildologist February 26, 2010
by JohnnyBBB October 16, 2007
by liberalsuckforever2014 May 11, 2014
The Golden Seal is a metaphorical seal; when consuming alcohol, to break The Golden Seal is fatal. Once broken, you never stop peeing, and the effects of the alcohol seem to wear off increasingly each time. It is recommended that The Golden Seal is only broken on the verge of an accident, as in some cases if it is broken as an accident, the accidents in turn will continue.
by Lulabelle Wood October 14, 2007
by cork man April 30, 2005
Name widely used across the internet fandom for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's future child. Also known as "TGC."
Robsten Fan 1: OMG The Golden Child is totally gonna be a boy, I just know it.
Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!
Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!
by bananas00101 February 19, 2012
An old woman that loves to suck dick and gives incredible head. Golden Gums may gave false teeth, but not always.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017