eternal goals

(noun) (plural noun: squad goals): A goal that is constant and never ending. An inspirational term for what you’d like to accomplish in life. A Used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.

Kylie Jenner is eternal goals.

by felfel February 3, 2017

Ratman Goal

A goal where a player passes the ball across the face of the goal when playing fifa.

"OMG what a ratman goal, i bet your mum doesn't love you"

by big diddy c October 1, 2011

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies that go to extensive and exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “You’re a real goal angel tonight! 13 saves in the first half.”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020

longterm goals

When a woman asks a man what there long term goals are they are talking about what they want in the future two or three years from now.

Girl: what's your longterm goals

Boy: I want to have kids and get married....

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

the goal kicker

when one person is having a sh*t and the other desperately need to p*ss therfore doin it between the legs of first person

hurry up shitting or ill do the goal kicker

by jaydlaimt June 7, 2019

rock and goal

Rock and Goal is a term used to describe the city of Manchester in the UK. It is a wordplay on the term Rock and Roll which is used to describe the fusion of music and football in the city. It is used by locals who describe it as heading out to see the football with a pint.

Fancy heading out for some rock and goal?

by jaimitoukraine December 29, 2019

retro-goal

verb: The act of setting a personal goal after said goal has been acheived.

The technician set a retro-goal for himself after completing the project, ensuring a healthy raise the following year.

by Elvisthegoalie July 10, 2009