what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before
You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."
Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."
Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."
by thebadoutlaw April 29, 2009
by nathenmckenzie April 26, 2009
Last night I partied so hard, I totally caught the Michigan flu.
You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.
You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.
by starfish3000 March 08, 2009
Redditors who believe the Coronavirus crisis is "Just Flu, bro" and that the world is overreacting to the deadly pandemic. They generally believe in the Iceberg theory that the majority of people are infected already, and that herd immunity is just around the corner, and want lockdown to end now, as they put the economy ahead of lives. Tends to be Trump supporters and right-wingers.
Hershie23: With how the disease has spread and the limited testing, there can be little doubt that the numbers of people infected are far higher than reported, and thus the rates of mortality much lower; unless everyone is tested before the removal of any lockdown measures then this number will only grow and, again, the herd immunity slowly begins to build.
Woke person: You are just one of the flu bros.
Woke person: You are just one of the flu bros.
by Surur April 15, 2020
A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.
1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.
by lord_adrick February 08, 2010
Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.
by The Black Jack Tripper July 23, 2009
The feeling of fever, chills, fatigue and general sloth after receiving the second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.
by Modeler February 05, 2021