Ethan

A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured

"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"

by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019

Ethan

Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.

P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.

by MFG12346 January 25, 2020

Ethan

Eats balls..

Ethan eats balls

by Ball stretcher April 13, 2020

Ethan

He a fucking stoner with a bigger shlong then Jesus

Ethan is a fucking Chad

by Rebingus November 17, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is one of the nicest and funniest people you will ever meet. He isn’t a big social media person but he will listen when you’ve got something to get off your chest, if you’re with an Ethan, never ever let him go.

Omg did you meet the new guy. He’s Ethan, he’s so funny and sweet.

by Rochel October 30, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a person who loves Froot Loops. He is funny. He also known as Drtastyloops.

Person#1 ETHAN YOU ARE A FROOT LOOPS LOVER

by DrFlimFlam May 8, 2018

Ethan

An all-around perfect gentleman who never ceases to surprise and amaze you. The kind of guy who you swoon over and who makes your heart melt into a puddle when he looks your way. A boy that really knows how to treat his girl with dignity and respect and who always makes her feel important and loved.

Ethan is the best kind of boyfriend any girl could ask for.

by jamilynhall March 12, 2018