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being the dick

being the dick is dutch for being de lul meaning dick ...that means ure in deep deep trouble ! ure not only being a dick no ure the dick and if not now ure gonna be one soon...in dutch evrything u do u are being doing and everything u are u are also being so like: i am being standing here...or i am being running away...dutch also so say also allot and also when they introduce themselfes it goes something like this...high i am being siske de rat...ik ben out...peace!
he is so gonna be the dick now...
remember that one time u was being the dick

in dutch: je was echt de lul...
by barbello January 18, 2019
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flick the dick

flick the dick involves a game in which if the male acts like a dick the female flicks him in the dick
Your boyfriend says, "Babe you have a big booty" so then you flick the dick!
by the dick flicker April 24, 2014
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Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"
Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"
by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016
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law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina
That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick
by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017
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Shooting From The Dick

Similar to “shooting in the dark” or “shooting from the hip”. When you guess at a particular subject with about as much accuracy as you would have using your penis.
Guy 1: How much did that countertop cost?
Guy 2: About $5,000.00
Guy 1: Are you sure?
Guy 2: I don’t know. I’m just shooting from the dick.
by BlockDoctor December 27, 2019
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FUCK or no fuck the weather of the dick goes away

it means that either if you fuck or you don't, the weather of the dick will go away
Ionut: man i havent fucked someone in a while
Serban: you know man, FUCK or no fuck the weather of the dick goes away
by latzis January 29, 2022
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off the dick

any thing you could imagine. could be really bad or really good.
moody's tractor beam. (off the dick)
five on five football in the hotel room.
by ben the beast morrison January 5, 2009
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