Dad

Rude-careless-grumpy

Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"

by anonymous January 12, 2022

DAD

Error code: 404

Not found
Possible causes:

•Port name: "milk" Not found yet

•You
Try: Being better

Mom: Where is dad?
Child: He went to get the milk
Mom: oh not again.
Mom: would I n

by Lemonidas May 24, 2022

Dad

The absence of matter.

Matter that is not there.

Something that is not a part of your existence.

Hey Dad,

*No Response*

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

Dad

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

by s3thums December 17, 2021

dad

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

dad is the best dad

by cvbnmbvfbnm,nbvnm October 21, 2019

Dad

Im not sure. I never actually found one.

Where's my Dad?

by Softboy05 October 31, 2019

Dad

A dad is someone who cares for you a lot.

I love you "Dad"
Your the best "Dad" ever.

by Dad's_Are_The_Best_Person_In_T November 23, 2020