Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

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Generational Curses

Kartel Stunt from Dallas Texas describes Generational Curses as Negative cycles that pass down from Generations to next Generation

My dad taught me how to sell drugs generational curses

by Kartel Stunt December 5, 2022

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curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

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curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.

"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.

by Mr Sully September 10, 2023

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Lifter's curse

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"

Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

by Lifter's Emporium Keeper May 22, 2022

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The Priddy Curse

Any words that come out of Ben Priddy's facehole are automatically attached with a curse that jinks the subject, in turn, producing the opposite outcome.

A week before this year's NBA Finals, Ben Priddy said: I, Ben Priddy, declare and guarantee that the Celtics will win the NBA Championship in 2010 ... (with this statement, he unleashed The Priddy Curse upon the Celtics and guaranteed victory for the Lakers)

by digitalpimpx13 June 27, 2010

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