Crapper Barrel

A casual dining restaurant that sorely lacks uniqueness, atmosphere, or a good menu.

I was hoping to George would take me to Olive Garden for Friday date night, but it looks as if we'll be going to the Crapper Barrel instead.

by anonymous August 24, 2025

Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.

"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"

by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025

crapper

1. Somebody who takes a lot of shits.

2. Shortened version of Christian rapper, the term in which created by youtuber Stevie T.

Example 1:
Person 1: Where in the hell is Linda?
Person 2: She's takin' a shit.
Person 1: Again? That's the 3rd time today!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real crapper.

Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, you're listening to *Christian rapper's name here*'s new song?
Person 2: Yeah, I like listening to crappers, so what?

by Glitchurr December 15, 2025

Crapper Snapper

That Crapper Snapper is dripping like a creamy clam chowder.

Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.

by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024