I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
by The2InchPunisher March 22, 2018
by Bluntaah March 18, 2017
by stealyourfacebook October 02, 2018
When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.
Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
Steve: No shit?
Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.
by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022
When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.
Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.
Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!
Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!
by Cocksmooch2131 July 14, 2012
When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.
I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.
by War.D.Bandit January 05, 2020
Columbia nose candy: It goes by many names. booger sugar, Columbian Sugar, Daddy's special sugar, However the correct name for this booger sugar is cocaine
by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 12, 2021