David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.
by UrbanDad420 November 13, 2020
Get the Omega Cavemanmug. by Honeynutts July 18, 2018
Get the Basic Cavemanmug. Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history
Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!
by Punch kickthrust May 7, 2021
Get the Caveman Flippingmug. Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"
Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024
Get the Stuck on caveman timemug. Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
Get the Desert Cavemanmug. A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.
by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008
Get the Caveman Stingraymug. by Caveman Diaries May 30, 2018
Get the Beastly Cavemanmug.