Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.

by UrbanDad420 November 13, 2020

Basic Caveman

Rob VanKuiken is a straight basic caveman.

Robbie went full basic caveman when he stuck that 18G in that dudes bicep

by Honeynutts July 18, 2018

Caveman Flipping

Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history

Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!

by Punch kickthrust May 7, 2021

Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.

Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.

i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches

by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008

Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.

An Duc is a beastly caveman

by Caveman Diaries May 30, 2018