A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016
Get the caveman penismug. A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.
by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008
Get the Caveman Stingraymug. Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
Get the Futuristic Cavemanmug. Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"
Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 13, 2024
Get the Stuck on caveman timemug. by Caveman Diaries May 30, 2018
Get the Beastly Cavemanmug. Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
Get the Desert Cavemanmug. When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.
by Scotty2hotty614 November 12, 2020
Get the Cavemannedmug.