A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
by ballsmahony January 05, 2013
A trendy choker with cowrie shells wrapped around it. Usually, people that wear these are vsco girls.
by yolo.hehehe July 19, 2019
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
When a girl sits on your face without telling you she's bleeding. Upon realization, you sit up and begin choking her, laughing all the while.
"Hey man, did you hear what Zack did to your mom last night?"
"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."
"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."
by RomanBoners September 03, 2023
Choker captain is none other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always covers them with batting stats,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as a captain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 captaincy for rcb but couldn't win a single trophy,as rcb rarely qualify for playoffs he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
by CHOKERKOHLI loyal fan November 23, 2020
Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri
He is choker captain
by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020