by NutraMorph August 14, 2019
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.
by donkeykonga January 27, 2019
A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.
Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.
by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
by ooooohyaaaaah! April 01, 2010
A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
by rs37917 April 14, 2009