Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.
Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.
by D’Quantavious Smith February 11, 2025
Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"
by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021
by iogiticz99 April 28, 2020
To be in a relationship, to be treated like a baby by your significant other, or to be domesticated. Can also be used to describe one’s feelings towards an attractive person, that is one wants to be bibbed.
by Nolf April 03, 2024
To be in a relationship, to be treated as a baby by a significant other, or to be domesticated. Can be used to describe one’s attraction to another individual.
by Nolf April 03, 2024
When a person wears a face mask or face covering covering below their nose and mouth, rendering them positively useless. Plague Bibs are generally seen on people who are skirt a mask regulation, but also worn for those who want to have their mask handy to pull up when someone approaches. Synonym: "chin diaper" which was coined on"South Park" Season 24, Ep 1 "The Pandemic Special
"Both the cashier and the guy behind me in the checkout both were wearing plague bibs. I am so going to die."
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "
by dottie hinkle December 26, 2020
by Christian with a K April 17, 2018