slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022

Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.

Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.

by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019

saltwater assassin

The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents

Shia LaBeouf Is one of them damn saltwater assassins

by Testicular torture December 16, 2017

Assassin's playz

Assassin is king of brawl stars bot
He have his own bot community.

Assassin's playz like bots

by Dldkdkdkdk February 17, 2022

Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021