To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.
This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.
This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.
This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

the saddest word in the english language
by colin zhangy November 21, 2019

by kkpandypants December 30, 2014

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..
by Yourconscience November 27, 2013
