Arctic Teabag

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

half-steeped teabagger

A person who sympathizes with the Tea Party movement, but does not explicitly identify as a member.

Not only is he a Republican, he's a half-steeped teabagger!

by Raikuron October 11, 2011

Tabageddon

Tabageddon - noun - The point at which the number of open tabs becomes completely unmanageable, requiring you to indiscriminately end it all with one fell click of an X.

For example, 'That job search unleashed Tabageddon'.

by Mr.Alan October 4, 2012

tabacca hoe

A hard up bitch who will suck dick for cigarettes.

Hey bro tell that tabacca hoe jane that i bought a pack of cigarettes today.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

Tabascobate

Masturbating with Tabasco sauce as lubricant because you're a true badass.

Johnson: Just tabascobate bro! Beat that meat with heat nigga!

by fish Clark March 14, 2018

Tabansi

Tabansi's origin is African. The meaning of the name is an enduring man.

Jay: hey don't worry about it, you are very Tabansi

by RDR72 July 29, 2018

Tabagist

Adopted from the Italian word Tabagista, Greta used the word in C.2020 to describe an individual who feels profound love, deep affection and addiction for all things related to tobacco.

Sei un Tabagista

You are a Tabagist

by greta2020 September 12, 2020