laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

Compass tattoo

The compass tattoo, typically with a longer arrow, represents a man’s homosexuality. If the long arrow is pointing up this means they are a “top” and if the arrow is pointing down it means they are a “bottom”.

“Have you seen that Dave’s arrow is pointing down on his compass tattoo? I always thought he would be a top not a bottom”

by user2847629 October 14, 2023

Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

Bieber Tattoo

A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings

Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

Sex Tattoo

A Tattoo located somewhere on the body as to only been seen before/after having sexual intercourse.

"I finally banged Megan, I never knew she had a sex tattoo."

by AdiosPantalones February 7, 2019

tattoo mullet

Tattoos that cover only the bcak of a person's body. The front of their body is free of tattoos. Business in the front, party in the bcak.

Look at that guy's tattoo mullet! It's crazy

by rcokstarrydr February 27, 2010

Tattoo Wasted

The act of getting a really nice tattoo or having a really nice tattoo

I wanna get tattoo wasted" or "that tattoo is fucking wasted" and "he/she is tattoo wasted

by Zoot Ink July 7, 2010