The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
by gungatim March 22, 2010
Get the Taintedmug. my taint is hairy
by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010
Get the taintmug. (thē tānt) n. A las vegas valley neighborhood, found in the southwest part of the valley, nestled between summerlin and spring valley.
If you've traveled past spring Valley and have not seen a sign for summerlin yet, you are probably in 'the taint'.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.
If you are in southwest las vegas and can see a gaping rock quarry, you are probably in the taint.
by sean00g May 24, 2013
Get the the taintmug. A term used when someone is going through a rough time in their life or in deep trouble; this term would be used as a term of sympathy. In reference to the area of the taint, specifically on a male.
Honey, you are really in the taint right now.
You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!
You lost your keys? Dude, you are totally in the taint!
by Vrap Poop Tongue December 17, 2012
Get the In the taintmug. The little patch of skin between the genitalia and the anus. Was at one time gender neutral, though is now more used in reference to the female, having been replaced by "chode" for the male.
by brownwings March 30, 2011
Get the taintmug. Josh: what in the world is a taint?
Crystal: its the spot between your butthooooole and your ballsack.
Crystal: its the spot between your butthooooole and your ballsack.
by Nocappin84 September 14, 2020
Get the Taintmug.