Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

laffy taffy splash

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.

If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy

by PinkWeenie November 15, 2022

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020

Taffy

Taffy, a person who identifies as they/them and likes cute, pink stuff who'll also ruin your life in an instant when wanted or taunted with blood and power.

Dude #1:Dude, she pulled a Taffy on me.
Dude #2:I told you that they/them pussy aint worth shit

by Kent Drawz June 13, 2023

Taffy Sucker

A insulting term for a person of mental retardation and or lower intelligence.

"Hey Chuck Pork, That guy Jax is a lanky ass taffy sucker!"

by Chuck Pork October 1, 2025

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023