sweet children

The original name of Green Day (the coolest band ever to walk this planet), formed when Billie Joe Armstrong and Mike Dirnt were kids.

Man, Sweet Children rock!

by billie joe armstrong is the sexiest guy ever August 1, 2005

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019

Gas the Children

The act of passing gas (farting) on a mans ball sack in attempts to lower the intelligence of the future offspring.

"Man, Shenia Gassed the Children so good last night, I think my sperm is retarded!"
"Careful of the one who knows just how to Gas the Children, those ones are the dangerous ones!"

by Canyousayfun July 23, 2018

Stxrm's Children

In Stxrm's Children everyone is racist AF bc he all hate black people and love to say NIGGER.

Stxrm's Children is the best

by JustCuci September 25, 2022

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise

"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"

by Space Girl ✨ October 4, 2022

Childrens Institute

A dumbed down, children's version of the Basic Seminar. Children are organized into teams of 5-15 and carry on bible lessons as well as arts and crafts.

"Hey is that basic seminar going to have a Children's Institute?"

by jay February 21, 2005