When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
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Get the swirly gerth mug.Being called “Girly Swirly” AKA Robert Joseph Keys means you’re totally rocking the pussy pop slay queen energy that day. Your friends who call you this def think you’re a little zesty. Girly Swirly isn’t just meaning your serving attitude but your absolutely strutting your stuff like a beautiful peacock basking in the summer sun with full confidence.
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Get the alabama swirly mug.Is the name given to a man who creampie fucks a woman's holes that hard she is left with a strawberries and cream pie swirlies.
Shannon: "Hey Kim, I gave this bitch down the road some swirlies. She's in the hospital... Wanna come check out the damage?"
Kim: "Fuck Shannon that's hectic. Who are you? Like really ... who are you?"
Kim: "Fuck Shannon that's hectic. Who are you? Like really ... who are you?"
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Get the Swirly mug.When you repetitively dunk Andrew’s head in a toilet for failing to bring beer to our Wednesday night league game. Not to be confused with a half vanilla half chocolate soft served ice cream
“Hey Ching tell your brother in law to bring beer or we’re gonna give him a swirly in the bathroom!”
“Is that what the half chocolate half vanilla soft serve is called?”
“Is that what the half chocolate half vanilla soft serve is called?”
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