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Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018
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Swirly

When two different guys nut in a girl the same day.
I think she had a swirly baby and doesn’t know the dad
by Harry Brooks January 4, 2024
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Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.
That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024
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Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.
Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet
by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025
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South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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Swirly

Name def: A person you either care about or is special to you (can either be used romantically or platonically)
Nate: No one I've ever met is like you, I love you swirly.
by burnerino December 24, 2020
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The swirlies

That swirly nauseous feeling you get when someone gives you butterflies
"Just thinking about her gives me the swirlies."
by crispysouup September 23, 2023
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