swinging dick fest

Any social gathering, party, or event that is occupied by mostly men looking to get laid.

"Jamie and I walked into the club last night and it was a total SWINGING DICK FEST".

by barbiegirl007 April 9, 2006

Swining

The act of drinking wine and having sex

I went out with J tonight and the night ended with us swining.

by T.Herm October 25, 2008

I got your ____ swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your ____ swinging
Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian September 7, 2008

Swinging

A nice fat ass that swings left to right when a shawty walks.

Damn Homie, that bitches ass is swinging!

by Shawtylow5 December 4, 2012

swinging hammer

A refernce in the Red Hot Chili Pepper's song "Dani California" possibly refering to Communism or being a Communist.

"Poppa was a copper and'a momma was a hippie
In Alabama she was swinging hammer..."

by Robert Paulson July 9, 2006

spinking cap

a hat worn when spinking.
must be a trucker hat, electric pink foam, and have a picture of a truck on it with the caption "trucking a'int for sissies"

i need my spinking cap

by gw January 24, 2005

Stinking Sanchez

During intercourse, inserting your finger in your lovers anus and smearing their feces above their lip. Thus they receive a shit mustache.

The asshole gave me a Stinking Sanchez in bed last night.

by Psyphilis April 24, 2009