i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

by lolgod123 June 5, 2016

non-offensive swears

See Father Ted

"FECK! FECK! FECK! FECK OFF!" - Father Jack

by Mister Ignorant March 31, 2004

swear on your hair

To emphasise a meaning of something true.

"I was so blocked last nite mate"
"Swear on your hair"

by mattyni October 20, 2008

non-offensive swears

some people are stupid....
"arse" is the Australian way of saying "ass"

ill kick your arse
basically the same as "ass"

by skip June 18, 2004

MF Swear

To Middle Finger Swear on something.
Like a pinky swear except strongger.

"I'm going to buy you an iPod if you pay for half"
"fine, but MF swear on it first."

by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008

non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!

by ArcticFox January 9, 2004

Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019