strategic breakup

Breaking up with your girlfriend right at the start of summer when the ocean of short shorts and miniskirts flood the streets.

The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.

"I just broke up with my girlfriend, it had to be done"

"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"

"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"

by d1sKoBisCuiT June 10, 2017

straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

to straddle a horse

by Rai Huang December 23, 2008

Turn Based Strategy

Refers to a style of game in which players are given a large amount of time to decide what their next move will be. Essentially, trading actions with their opponent.

Probably inspired by the Gentlemans' war, basically like the real life version of Turn Based Strategy.

The opposite of RTS.

Risk is an example of turn based strategy

by CommandoDude October 2, 2010

Stranek

Stranek is a group of 7 guys with strong ambitions such as drinking cranberry wine and watching movies for kids

Wow did you see what stranek uploaded yesterday
Yeah it was truly awesome

by Eiskaffee November 20, 2019

Straessle

An asian looking hispanic <3 who~m I lo~ve!

Opp, you a straessle!

by The3Amigas April 17, 2011

Stragedy

When a strategy fails and/or otherwise becomes a tragedy.

Juliette: I know! I'll fake my death to be with Romeo!
Romeo: *kills self*
Juliette: *kills self*

Juliette's plan turned into a stragedy.

by SamwiseG December 18, 2012

strategic hold

When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.

The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015